The Kingdom of King Rankmore is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Rankmore with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 27.933 billion King Rankmoreans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KingRankopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient King Rankmorean economy, worth a remarkable 8,018 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 287,070 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (King Rankmore has found 2 easter eggs), and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Rankmore's national animal is the Red Back Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cricket.

King Rankmore is ranked 13,340^th in the world and 6^th in Australia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 130.62 kickbacks per hour.